Meet this fashionista.
She attended a wedding as a guest. All hell broke lose, however, when she learned that looking this good was simply a crime. She broke multiple hearts and was charged with false advertising. After all, she only spent $75.00 on the outfit, while looking like there were at least a few more zeros on the end of that number. Ah, well. You can't win them all. I need to meet this girl.
Stay sassy/classy/but never trashy,